oops

So I kinda wanted to update this thing every day but I failed at that, much like EVERYTHING I DO.

hm. what has happened in the last couple of days.... I had this aaawesome idea of getting up at 730 every day, going to a run and going to the gym and playing soccer every day, but because I was a lazy ass over break and then monday I just got up and ran three miles the consequence of a strained arch occured. ooops. I'm an idiot too, because we start spring practice on friday and I dont wanna already be hurt in pre-pre-season, I'm going to no doubt have some problem at preseason, so this sucks. My bad. FAIL.

I had a dream last night that I was being chased by zombies and my hetero life partner, Sarah Paci, gave me terrible life advice and was laughing at me the whole time... she did NOT grab my hand when I was floating out to sea and did NOT roll up the truck window fast enough and a zombie broke in and scratched my leg, but thats it, then he got sucked out of the window... and of course my dad was in the background of the dream not doing anything important except making sure I was doing my homework. HOW COULD I DAD? THERE ARE FUCKING ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE.
then he yelled at me for saying "fucking"

only like, a month and 3 weeks left of school thank god, although I still need to get a job before I go back home or my dad will kill me.

what the hell, last night I had a dream I lived in a hotel (like suite life of zach and cody) and i found a box of puppies and the guy was going to kick me out of the hotel and i was like, listen i'll acquiesce to your demands if you explain what the FUCK is going on to which he proceeded to yell at me in french... I had no idea what he was saying

I was a garbage disposal today, Joe came back and his mom packed him 4893953 things so naturally I had to eat whatever was about to expire and things in the freezer to make room for the new food. I start my soccer training tomorrow so I figure I might as well eat everything in my path because starting tomorrow I'm just going to eat like... chicken, turkey, and granola or something.

oh yeah today my computer totally died on me, I tried to open up firefox and it wouldn't work so I was like, whatever I'll restart and when i did i heard this weird zoooooooooom noise a weird clicking and poof the computer turned off and never turned back on again until i let it rest and now its just in safe mode. Really though? I can't turn on a human being, much less a computer? fml.

I totally had a dream I was pregnant and it was really weird, then when I woke up I proceeded to have breakfast with my actual pregnant friend and I ate more than she did, fml.

maybe I should stop sleeping with so many wires around my head (phone charger, ipod charger, computer charger) I think it's messing around with my brain activity. I'm going to walk to the library today and sit there and think about working, I think a nap is in order first.. even though I've only been up for mmm. 2 hours.

Also, go eat some pie, it's pi day.

I wish I cared enough to do things

This whole week I've had workout plans to make, clothes to clean, homework to complete and what do I do? watch the whole series of Clarrisa explains it all... What an amazing show, I forgot how good it was. Now I'm stuck watching real chance's shot at money with love or something close to it when I actually focus on whats on the T.V.

On the subject of nostalgia I also watched a speed run of wolfenstein 3d and resident evil 1. The graphics are boxy as hell, the blood is completely pixelated (although it looked pretty damn real when I was 7), and both still scare the shit out of me. I'm a big baby, I admit it.

In other news

The casserole held up and tastes even better today, which I'm pretty proud of. I'll probably get more adventurous and create fantastic meals that have 6 servings (which is like... 2 meals for me, but thats okay I've accepted the fact that I'm a fat kid). and this means that if I can master the crockpot that soccer season is going to be a breeze with having food to eat after practice. One less thing I have to worry about, thank god.

Okay I'm seriously going to post this, grab a glass of water and write out my soccer workout plan I am starting on monday.
BYE

whu---whu---what was that?!

Is it sad that I'm a 20 year old college student that is scared of wind? I'm not talking about the wind that can potentially blow you over when you're walking to class, which is annoying... but the wind, as slight as 5 mph...enough to rustle the leaves right outside your window... that just happens to start up when you're home alone and it's time for bed and you're lying there thinking, "holy shit, somebody is in my house where is my pull up bar so I can knock their face in if they try to get into my room... or my pants..." (okay maybe that's just my mindset), but I'm serious, I was actually scared.

I had a dream last night (when I actually was able to fall asleep) that I had to write a 12 page essay using pictures, sort of like the wingding font, and for some reason this kid took out this huge snake, like 12 ft (of course this kid was my brother) and it started to try to strangle these little kids so I had to stop writing my picture essay and get this snake... It wasn't very hard to get the snake back in the cage (I guess I'm a pretty good snake wrangler), but I remember specifically that I was really pissed off at my brother because I was on such a creative roll with my picture story.

...but you know what else? ever since spring break has started I've thought every single day has been Sunday. I think it's Thursday now, but every single time I try to figure out what the next day is I'm like oh well today is Sunday and then in the back of my head I'm like, wait- no it's not. Daylight savings really messed me up too because my watch said a different time than my phone and I wish I could have had a picture of my face when I was trying to figure it out because I was so confused for about 5 minutes until this dog that I found on the side of the road the previous night came and woke me up and then went and peed on the floor. It was wonderful.

Edit
So it's now 5:05 PM, and I posted this earlier in the morning, but I wanted to share my experience with the world. Anybody that knows me knows that I suck at cooking food... I didn't even know how to cook a hardboiled egg until about a month ago. Anyway today I decided I was going to face the challenge and make a casserole!

So far I've looked up "how to defrost frozen broccoli" and "what are dry beans" on google, but I think I may be okay. Off to cooking now, hopefully it tastes okay! (and for the record I make awesome breakfast food, thats about it)

Alright, so, the verdict is that it's edible and it doesn't taste so bad... casseroles might be on top of my menu during next soccer season. It gets a thumbs up whooo

the mishaps and misfortunes of every day life...

Disclaimer: this blog isn't going to be exceptionally well versed, nor grammatically sound.

That being said, I don't think this will turn into one of those pretentious blogs that most indie kids start to remain mysterious with their obscure bands that really just make noise (deerhoof is an exception to that rule, who doesn't like to hear an Asian lady screaming about bears and milkmen), but if by chance it does... just internet smack me.

I like to compare my life story to the fmylife.com website because really, things that happen to me on an everyday basis are comparable to the statements posted on that website. For example, the other day I made some oatmeal and as I was taking it out of the microwave the tiniest drop landed on my foot and it burned like nothing i've ever felt before (well except a week or so prior to that when a horse threw me into an electrical fence)... but seriously, being scalded by oatmeal? I'm not really sure what this is going to turn into, whether it be just a post every day with my own fml story and a random drawing to explain the details or a garbage dump of ideas and plans that i'll never complete. It'll be a journey regardless though, so enjoy